• @gnurd
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      98 months ago

      With makes the water artisan? It’s just well water.

        • @gnurd
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          38 months ago

          Huh, til. Thanks.

        • @QuantumSparkles
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          28 months ago

          I was really hoping it was just water with a unique blend of herbs and spices

      • @[email protected]
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        8 months ago

        In my experience, what could actually make it artisan:

        • -uncomfortable stools with no back and at a height that feels just a little too high but not quite right.
        • -menus accessed by qr codes with a smartphones
        • -serving dishes that are actually just pieces of wood (gives that rustic appeal)
        • -a big word cloud on the wall that contains words like “steel-cut”, “locally sourced”, and–why not–“Artisan”
        • -lighting that looks old, often using those nice incandescent filaments that give a warm glow–most likely string lights

        Those are just a few ideas off the top of my head. I agree–they aren’t artisan yet but if hipsters have taught me anything, it’s that decorating in a certain way will get you a certain clientele and they will believe it’s artisan.

        • @Patches
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          18 months ago

          You’re confusing Artesian with Rustic.

          Artesian means ‘old piece of shit’