• Afghaniscran
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    228 months ago

    Before I leave the bullshit below I want to say I’m not a scientist.

    Would adrenaline not be fast acting? It seems like a Wile E. Coyote setup. You inject the gorilla with adrenaline and then get ripped apart as the ex just meep meeps through the window.

    • skulblaka
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      238 months ago

      Going through all of this setup just to manually inject a gorilla with adrenaline like some kind of idiot?

      No, you deliver it via blowgun from your driver seat.

      • @InfiniteStruggle
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        268 months ago

        100 cc is 100 ml, which is like half a glass worth of adrenaline. You’ll need a wide ass blowgun, and it’s unclear if you have the lung capacity to clear the distance to the gorilla.

        The solution? A second gorilla who’s been pavlov trained to blowgun the first gorilla on cue.

      • Bizarroland
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        48 months ago

        You could also overdose them with ADHD meds. 30 Ritalin xrs ought to do the trick