🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 1 年前Anon watches a movie in 2050imagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1527arrow-down114
arrow-up1513arrow-down1imageAnon watches a movie in 2050🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 1 年前message-square29fedilink
minus-squareandrew_bidlawlinkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down1·1 年前By 2050, movies would become vertical and under 1 minute long.
minus-squareLev_Astov@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前I hate the people who have allowed this to become popular.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 年前They have to be longer, allowing extra time for bullshit nonsense telling us to smash that like and subscribe button.
minus-squarefunkless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down3·1 年前like today how movies are 6 hours long but only 4 of them are Scorsese jerking off?
minus-squareJokeDeity@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 年前Killers of the Flower Moon did feel like it was an entire day long.
minus-squareFurballlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 年前They will be made horizontal but converted to vertical by putting subway surfers gameplay underneath
minus-squareBruceTwarzen@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 年前It sounds like a one minute movie to me
By 2050, movies would become vertical and under 1 minute long.
I hate you
I hate the people who have allowed this to become popular.
They have to be longer, allowing extra time for bullshit nonsense telling us to smash that like and subscribe button.
like today how movies are 6 hours long but only 4 of them are Scorsese jerking off?
Killers of the Flower Moon did feel like it was an entire day long.
They will be made horizontal but converted to vertical by putting subway surfers gameplay underneath
It sounds like a one minute movie to me