• Certified Asshole
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    1287 months ago

    By 2050, movies would become vertical and under 1 minute long.

      • Lev_Astov
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        47 months ago

        I hate the people who have allowed this to become popular.

    • @[email protected]
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      247 months ago

      They have to be longer, allowing extra time for bullshit nonsense telling us to smash that like and subscribe button.

      • funkless
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        127 months ago

        like today how movies are 6 hours long but only 4 of them are Scorsese jerking off?

        • JokeDeity
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          67 months ago

          Killers of the Flower Moon did feel like it was an entire day long.

    • @Furball
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      157 months ago

      They will be made horizontal but converted to vertical by putting subway surfers gameplay underneath

  • @[email protected]
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    567 months ago

    Nice try, but all movies by 2050 will be strings of 15 second advertisements that just share a common cast.

    • @sbv
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      57 months ago

      Aren’t Disney movies already advertisements?

    • @[email protected]
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      17 months ago

      It doesn’t sound too far-fetched, I stopped watching MCU stuff with Age of Ultron and have never seen a Star Wars movie. If you told me that the next big release (probably not the Marvels because nobody seems to care about that) ended with a Star Wars crossover tease I would absolutely believe you. And all that Spiderman stuff HAS happened as far as I know, just with figuratively jerking each other off rather than literally.

  • [email protected]
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    277 months ago

    “Be sure to collect your complimentary jar of Captain America™ or Brigadier General Marvel™ sauce on the way out. Creamy Alfredo with a hint of pineapple or spicy warm marinara, you decide!” *note acceptance of sauce constitutes acceptance of terms and conditions for Disneylife™

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    137 months ago

    Bold of then to assume movies by then won’t be full-on advertisements for the most useless products that have a 90000% price markup. And that they’ll last more than a minute as to accommodate the average attention span being so atrocious that focusing on anything will be impossible.

  • JokeDeity
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    117 months ago

    Relatable post, I kind of loathe the MCU and all those boring formulaic movies.

    • @[email protected]
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      17 months ago

      I have news for you about… all fiction in history. No one reads pulp fiction novels from 100 years ago anymore, but they were very popular.

  • JokeDeity
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    77 months ago

    The saddest part about all the posts in this thread is that not only are they realistic, but literally all it takes to prevent that stuff from happening is not buying into it… But we will. We will…

    • @[email protected]
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      67 months ago

      Disney will be the only one left and the only one allowed to release movies. All movies are Marvel, Star Wars, and Pixar Cars & Toy Story sequels.

  • @Itte
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    67 months ago

    captain Europe

    im fucking dead lmao