Shannon Stapleton/ReutersIs it a crime to poop in a Pringles can and then hurl that can into the parking lot of a crime-victim advocacy center? Maybe not, but it’s certainly an act worthy of punishment, according to the Ohio Supreme Court, which suspended the poop-slinging attorney at the heart of the bizarre incident on Tuesday. Jack Blakeslee, whose previously unblemished record now has a decidedly large, brown stain on it, was suspended from practicing law for a period of one year, with six m
Once you’ve crapped, don’t keep it trapped!
Once you’ve gone, windows must yawn!
Once you poop, you just can’t stoop(any lower).
Once you’ve spout, chuck it out!