The Picard ManeuverM to [email protected] • 7 months agoAre you trying to STEAL entertainment??startrek.websiteimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1781arrow-down136
arrow-up1745arrow-down1imageAre you trying to STEAL entertainment??startrek.websiteThe Picard ManeuverM to [email protected] • 7 months agomessage-square57fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink41•7 months agoJokes on them. I can be looking straight at something and still not be paying attention.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink36•7 months agoThat’s why you need a Neurolink so that they can make sure that you are thoughtfully considering each ad.
minus-squareThe Picard ManeuverOPMlinkfedilink41•7 months ago“Picture yourself holding the product and smiling” “Now picture yourself recommending the product to friends and family.”
minus-square@[email protected]cakelinkfedilinkEnglish4•7 months agoBut I literally can’t picture things in my head… Guess I’m forever stuck on the ad
minus-square@vaultdweller013link3•7 months agoIf the tech ever works and someone suggests I get it I will give them a free ice pick lobotomy.
Jokes on them. I can be looking straight at something and still not be paying attention.
That’s why you need a Neurolink so that they can make sure that you are thoughtfully considering each ad.
“Picture yourself holding the product and smiling”
“Now picture yourself recommending the product to friends and family.”
But I literally can’t picture things in my head… Guess I’m forever stuck on the ad
If the tech ever works and someone suggests I get it I will give them a free ice pick lobotomy.
I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.