We believe you. The best fart deodorisers are rollons with a dildo which is a roll on and also deep suppository, to work out and give those farts a good pumping.
There actually should be something like that (but more umbrella like) so you can get it up there, fold it out and it can help plumb all the residual crap out of your pipe
Stop eating things your body can’t digest. You’ll still fart, but it will be nearly odorless.
Stop eating things, you’ll literally never fart again.
Caveat: you’ll produce some pretty good gases after you stave yourself to death!
U gotta lotta balls, bestusername 🫵 Crikey ;)
Vegetarians have the smelliest farts actually
Its not a problem for meI just thought it would be an amusing and interesting thread :)We believe you. The best fart deodorisers are rollons with a dildo which is a roll on and also deep suppository, to work out and give those farts a good pumping.
I thought it would be rude to blame it on the yesdogishere
There actually should be something like that (but more umbrella like) so you can get it up there, fold it out and it can help plumb all the residual crap out of your pipe