The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoIt's so strange that this is even a thingstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square334fedilinkarrow-up1630arrow-down194
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minus-squarepancakeslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·1 year agoI would be there to make you feel inadequate, making calls with my Samsung smart fridge.
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 year agoAs a straight man, I’d date a guy who can casually carry around a fridge rather than some standard, phablet cuck.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 year agoDamn right. Put a portable induction burder and a cast iron in that fridge to emphasize weight isn’t a constraint, and I know we’ll me eatin good in the neighborhood.
I would be there to make you feel inadequate, making calls with my Samsung smart fridge.
As a straight man, I’d date a guy who can casually carry around a fridge rather than some standard, phablet cuck.
Damn right. Put a portable induction burder and a cast iron in that fridge to emphasize weight isn’t a constraint, and I know we’ll me eatin good in the neighborhood.