• flambonkscious
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    11 months ago

    They’ve already for drop bears, so hopefully not…

    These days they’re all laced with chlamydia, too, so it doubles as germ warfare

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      11 months ago

      Koalas carry chlamydia. Tasmanian tigers have face cancer. Drop bears give you super aids, but it doesn’t matter because they have already killed you by the time you are having sex.