• @[email protected]
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        37 months ago

        Hey babe, instead of a present can I get a Steve Jobs job this Christmas? It’s where you put on a turtle neck and hold my dick weirdly whilst you talk about it to the whole world.

        • lurch (he/him)
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          17 months ago

          If you’re uncut, the dick can wear the turtle neck