The World Meteorological Organization has declared the first El Niño eight years after the last weather event developed, bringing record-high temperatures.
“Y’all said warming, but it’s actually wildly unstable weather patterns that will cause untold strife and pain for billions of people. Suck it, hippies!”
“Global Warming? But last year, it was record-breaking cold temperatures!”
“Y’all said warming, but it’s actually wildly unstable weather patterns that will cause untold strife and pain for billions of people. Suck it, hippies!”