Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

    • nickwitha_k (he/him)
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      66 months ago

      Exactly. Everyone knows that Jesus navigates based his position relative to the the absolute position of celestial bodies. That and there is no way that a simple, unarmored satelite would make it past his point-defense batteries and compromise his re-entry trajectory.