The education is a no. Most of it would be boring as hell. Seriously, I’ve got little cousins and nieces and nephews and a kid of my own. The kind of shit they’re doing is so damn dull. It’s remedial once you’ve already done it once, and I can’t think of a worse way to spend a “do-over”

And the experience? Only if I’m allowed access to some serious weaponry. I’m not even joking. I’d fucking kill somebody if I had to deal with the sheer stupidity of most of the adults, and the pure sociopathy of the other kids. Kids are fucking animals with less manners, and more ways to indulge their proclivities. Being forced to deal with the bullshit of elementary school would be bad enough. But being forced to spend half or more of your waking hours with hormone ridden jackasses? Hell no. I wouldn’t subject myself to that now, unless the pay was waaaay better than it is.

If I want to revisit education, I’m not wasting time with the dross and bullshit. I’m going to do it on my own terms. I fucking well earned the time I have now that I’m disabled. Doesn’t matter what degree I could get, I couldn’t do a useful job. And there’s nothing in education below college level worth redoing. Certainly not at the price of having to do it in those schools.