ROCHESTER, MN—Hailing it as the best-tasting and most satisfying such product on the market, vegetarian food manufacturer Greenwood Farms unveiled a more realistic meat substitute Friday made from soy raised in brutally cruel conditions.
  • @[email protected]English
    37•6 months ago

    Rhubarb is grown in near complete darkness, and it screams as it grows towards a light it’ll never reach

    Rhubarb cellars are metal. I forgot all about that.

    • NielsBohron
      English
      21•6 months ago

      There’s some really great metal band names in here (IMHO).

      • Metalcore: Scream At A Light You’ll Never Reach

      • Stoner: Rhubong and the Devil’s Lettuce

      • Doom: Near Complete Darkness

      • Black: Rhübarb Screams

      • Death: Cellar Crop

      • Goregrind: Fed Shit and Kept in the Dark

      • Country/Folk Metal (aka Hank III): Rhubarb Wire Fences