• rvdz
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      56 months ago

      “We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.”

    • Aa!
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      36 months ago

      Don’t you even take the bones out?

      • Davel23
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        36 months ago

        If they took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy!