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    11 months ago

    I wonder if a forklift somewhere was ever consecrated.

    HOLY FORKLIFT

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      11 months ago

      I can think of at least one.

      My dad did that “Become a minister online” shit so he could perform the ceremony for a lesbian couple he knew who were having trouble shortly after same-sex marriage was legalized.

      He also had a bit of fun with the whole thing, including the forklift, and “baptizing” a co-worker with cold coffee(it was the co-workers idea). Man even bought a set of cheap golf clubs from a pawn shop to bless, just so if he met Jason Lee, he could ask him to sign a holy putter.