• @[email protected]
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    226 months ago

    On the flip side though they do generally have an average penis length of 6 ft so the joke can still work it just needs to be the penis instead of the balls

    • AnonStoleMyPants
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      126 months ago

      But you could wrap the giant schlong around your neck and it would make a nice warm pulsating scarf.

      • @[email protected]
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        56 months ago

        Remember to inflate your dick in regular intervals to ensure blood flow, elsewise it could start to rot.

        Seriously. No joke.