• AnonStoleMyPants
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    126 months ago

    But you could wrap the giant schlong around your neck and it would make a nice warm pulsating scarf.

    • @[email protected]
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      56 months ago

      Remember to inflate your dick in regular intervals to ensure blood flow, elsewise it could start to rot.

      Seriously. No joke.