If you swallow appleseed(s)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria

—Mac

  • Captain Aggravated
    12·
    1 year ago

    “Count your blessings.”

    Useless fucking platitude that’s synonymous with “You aren’t the person who is absolutely the worst off, so being upset with your lot is inappropriate.”

    See also “At least you have your health.”