• Aurenkin
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    10 months ago

    Unfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood.

    Make a constitution roll.

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      10 months ago

      Save failed.
      You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
      Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.

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        10 months ago

        Well that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.