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      11 months ago

      Insight check: 18.

      You are able to tell that God was lying.

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        11 months ago

        Failed:
        After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum.
        You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.

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          Unfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood.

          Make a constitution roll.

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            11 months ago

            Save failed.
            You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
            Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.

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              Well that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.