• Aurenkin
    11·
    9 months ago

    Insight check: 18.

    You are able to tell that God was lying.

    • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
      6·
      9 months ago

      Failed:
      After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum.
      You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.

      • Aurenkin
        3·
        9 months ago

        Unfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood.

        Make a constitution roll.

        • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
          2·
          9 months ago

          Save failed.
          You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
          Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.

          • Aurenkin
            3·
            9 months ago

            Well that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.