• WarmSoda@lemm.ee
    6·
    11 months ago

    Failed:
    After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum.
    You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.

    • Aurenkin
      3·
      11 months ago

      Unfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood.

      Make a constitution roll.

      • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
        2·
        11 months ago

        Save failed.
        You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
        Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.

        • Aurenkin
          3·
          11 months ago

          Well that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.