Clbull@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 months agoRulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1417arrow-down11
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minus-squareVaryklinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down3·10 months agoErase the “whale” part. Just have the mom say, “You’re cum”. Works just as well comically, and more societally relatable!
minus-squareVaryklinkfedilinkarrow-up31·10 months agoOh I am so sorry, I’m 5 hours into a very fun night of inebriation and missed that because I’m an idiot. Thank you very much
minus-squareVaryklinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-210 months agoDid you know that human sperm is very often larger than the sperm of blue whales? You’re whale cum.
Erase the “whale” part. Just have the mom say, “You’re cum”.
Works just as well comically, and more societally relatable!
But it loses the word play…
Oh I am so sorry, I’m 5 hours into a very fun night of inebriation and missed that because I’m an idiot. Thank you very much
You’re whale cum.
Did you know that human sperm is very often larger than the sperm of blue whales?
You’re whale cum.
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