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minus-squareImgonnatrythislinkfedilinkarrow-up50arrow-down1·11 months agoWaiting to hear about a story where airbag deploys and projects carrot into eye socket.
minus-squareMr Fish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·11 months agoHey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
minus-squareJimmyeatsausage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 months agoAPPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-211 months agoThose commercials were so confusing. I kept putting the Knee On on my forehead and the Head On on my knees.
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoReminds me of the bullet that waited 20 years in a tree to shoot someone
minus-squarejimmycrackcrack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoYeh I think we are owed this story as the price for our debatably useful replies
Waiting to hear about a story where airbag deploys and projects carrot into eye socket.
Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
Those commercials were so confusing. I kept putting the Knee On on my forehead and the Head On on my knees.
YOU LIED TO ME
Reminds me of the bullet that waited 20 years in a tree to shoot someone
Yeh I think we are owed this story as the price for our debatably useful replies
“Carrot”