• The Assman
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    Just wait until your evolved bacteria turn you into a toxic wasteland.

    Wait, wasn’t this a Futurama episode?

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      Fry eats gas station sushi and gets parasites. They actually improve everything about him, but he fights them off because he wants to know Leela is attracted to him and not whom the worms made him into.

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        Ah, actually I was thinking the one where bender is floating in space and the colony of little aliens on his belly go to war with the ones on his ass

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        straightens glasses

        adjusts pocket protector

        Ummm, ackchyually, it was an egg salad sandwich, not sushi.