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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny · 1 year ago

Creating an atmosphere

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Creating an atmosphere

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny · 1 year ago
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  • Imgonnatrythis
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    Can I plug these into a Smart outlet and setup a routine where a motion sensor is tripped, the lights dim, death metal starts playing, and then 4 of these fire off? Because if so, daddy is going shopping tonight.

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      Short answer.

      Yes.

      • Imgonnatrythis
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        1 year ago

        Can homeowners insurance read my Lemmy account?

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          No.

          But I propose a safer option.

          Smart light for room light

          Red flashlights under misters

          Fire mister on Smart trigger

          Smart speaker

          Trigger == motion

          Kill lights. Start metal music Flash Red lights Solid Red lights Start misters

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            When no expense is to be spared… 3D video projectors with motion capture for user feedback.

            3d projection… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-2-h3Yjfao
            With motion capture… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnulH8TrZVo

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          Can they comtrol what you do inside of youre house?

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      Username checks out.

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      You can, but it’s not quite so trivial. You likely will need a little button pusher, rather than a smart outlet. The plus side is you can use cheaper air fresheners, and get far more impressive fireballs.

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      That’s only a DC5 perception and disarm check for a fireball trap, there are much better options

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      I mean at that point just get a DMX table and some miniature stage pyros and get it done for real.

      Like this kid.

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        just get a DMX table

        like… the rapper?

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