Lee Duna to [email protected]English • 8 months agoA North Carolina PFAS factory claims its emissions fell by 99.99%. A Guardian test reveals otherwisewww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1206arrow-down11
arrow-up1205arrow-down1external-linkA North Carolina PFAS factory claims its emissions fell by 99.99%. A Guardian test reveals otherwisewww.theguardian.comLee Duna to [email protected]English • 8 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squarehypnotoadlinkfedilinkEnglish8•8 months agoBut then my dockers pants won’t properly wick away my diet coke when it spills on my crotch!
minus-squareFlying Squidlinkfedilink9•8 months agoIf I have to put butter in a frying pan, what even is the point of cooking?
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeuslink2•8 months agoThat’s the only way I’m gonna be able to cook my Plastic squeeze tube of processed onion matter in a civilized fashion.
minus-squareguyrocketlinkfedilink3•8 months agoThey will when they’re made of 100% plastic instead of the 45% they have now.
But then my dockers pants won’t properly wick away my diet coke when it spills on my crotch!
If I have to put butter in a frying pan, what even is the point of cooking?
Can I spray the butter?
That’s the only way I’m gonna be able to cook my Plastic squeeze tube of processed onion matter in a civilized fashion.
They will when they’re made of 100% plastic instead of the 45% they have now.
This is the American ingenuity I live for