This sign would be more effective for a gun store. Here you just get the coffee but then what? The raptors are still waiting for you except now you smell better.
But with coffee you are juiced up enough to… Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P
This sign would be more effective for a gun store. Here you just get the coffee but then what? The raptors are still waiting for you except now you smell better.
I’m so glad to live in a country where gun stores are a foreign concept.
But are you safe from Raptors?
Yes! They’re extinct.
Or perhaps that’s exactly what they want us to think…
Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.
Yet another failing of the public education system
But with coffee you are juiced up enough to… Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P