A Taco Bell finally opened up where I live, and we are going to go try it tonight. What should I try and what should I avoid?

Of course I know I should try another restaurant and avoid Taco Bell, that’s too obvious, but what is life without a little Adventure.

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    10 months ago

    Taco bell is the best laxitive known to man

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      10 months ago

      I know this is the cliche joke, but it’s fucking tired - especially considering the fact there is nothing unique about Taco Bell: they pass food safety requirements just like every other shitty fast food restaurant. If you can’t eat a few beans without experiencing GI distress, your diet is the problem, not Taco Bell.

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        10 months ago

        Worthers candies pass food safety requirements too but it also states that if you eat too many it can act like a laxative.

        So I’ll take your word with the oceans weight of salt.

        I eat rather healthily considering majority of the meat and veg raised/grown myself and if I eat at any of those fast food shit joints I get the screaming squirts for an afternoon.

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        10 months ago

        Youre not supposed to get a cup of grease from the back m8, thats for frying