[CW: kitchen eggs]

Image description: a tumblr post (made by crusader-kings) asking about how to crack eggs, (the ones laid by chickens, not trans eggs) with a tag (added by homura) responding with ‘i tell him he’s pretty and start calling him my wife’

I apologize for the bad image description, this is not my area of expertise.

  • @lurch
    5•5 months ago

    i used to crack eggs on my forehead for teh lulz

    // edit

    also sometimes used the knuckles of my fist, which works better, but less lulz