TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoTexas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police saywww.usatoday.comexternal-linkmessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1429arrow-down18
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minus-squareFuck spezlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down3·edit-211 months agoThis is pedantic but it annoys me every time I hear someone say it, let alone see it in writing: amphetamine can be plural; methamphetamine never is. Meth is an amphetamine, technically a substituted amphetamine, one of several such amphetamines.
minus-squareTheGalacticVoid@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoWould you like the Large MethDouble combo or just the meth?
minus-squareGladiusB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoYou are articulating more like a shroom user
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoI’ll take 2 methamphetamine please
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·11 months agoYou some kinda narc?
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoNo no, you misunderstand. I am trying get some narcotic. As one does.
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·11 months agoThat’s what a narc would say! Pinky promise you ain’t a cop so I know you’re good?!?!?
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoIf I was a cop I would have to shoot tell you. I promise, we good. Now, are you going to sell said illicit drug for money?
minus-squareFuck spezlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoOkay but you’re probably going to want more.
minus-squarePotatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-211 months agoSorry, what’s the action you want corrected? I don’t want to look like a idiot if I ever buy no no drugs.
minus-squareFuck spezlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·11 months agoPlease trust me when I say that buying meth, if you never have, is dumber than anything I was talking about.
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoThat said, the fine folk distributing meth aren’t exactly the shiniest crystals in the batch.
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·edit-211 months agoGoddammit I’ve been buying meth wrong all these years!
This is pedantic but it annoys me every time I hear someone say it, let alone see it in writing: amphetamine can be plural; methamphetamine never is. Meth is an amphetamine, technically a substituted amphetamine, one of several such amphetamines.
I ll take one meth please
Would you like the Large MethDouble combo or just the meth?
You are articulating more like a shroom user
I’ll take 2 methamphetamine please
You some kinda narc?
No no, you misunderstand. I am trying get some narcotic. As one does.
That’s what a narc would say! Pinky promise you ain’t a cop so I know you’re good?!?!?
If I was a cop I would have to
shoottell you. I promise, we good. Now, are you going to sell said illicit drug for money?Okay but you’re probably going to want more.
Sorry, what’s the action you want corrected?
I don’t want to look like a idiot if I ever buy no no drugs.
Please trust me when I say that buying meth, if you never have, is dumber than anything I was talking about.
That said, the fine folk distributing meth aren’t exactly the shiniest crystals in the batch.
Goddammit I’ve been buying meth wrong all these years!