Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you, nobody, and I mean nobody, makes pancakes like I do. These pancakes are tremendous, folks, they’re absolutely huge and beautiful. People are talking about it, believe me.

I’ve got the best pancakes, everybody says so. They’re golden and fluffy, just like the golden days of America. We’re making breakfast great again, and it starts with these pancakes. I’ve been in the pancake business for a long time, and I can tell you, I’ve never seen pancakes like these before.

These pancakes are so big, they’re like the skyscrapers of the breakfast world. I mean, you’ve never seen pancakes this big, this beautiful. People from all over are coming to taste these pancakes, and they’re saying, “Wow, these are the best pancakes I’ve ever had in my life.” And you know what? They’re right.

We’re not just making pancakes, we’re making history. These pancakes are going to go down in the books as the greatest pancakes ever made. Forget about the other pancakes, they’re nothing compared to mine. Mine are the biggest, the best, the most incredible pancakes you’ll ever taste.

So, when you sit down to enjoy these pancakes, remember that you’re not just having breakfast, you’re having a piece of history. These pancakes are making breakfast great again, and I’m proud to be the one serving them to you.