You could always travel back in time and mary some unlucky christian girl that than is socially obligated do all these things for you because she has no political or social rights of her own while you’re unemployed, because the factory closed down so you go out drinking all night with your “buddies” and have unconsented sex with your wife if and when you eventually manage to drag your wasted self homewards through the gutter.
Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
See?
Toddlers have it made.Someone cooks for you, you can shit yourself and you don’t have to pay taxes.
I do all those. Am i a toddler?
Either that or an an alcoholic.
Lots of overlap there.
Unfortunately, I can’t make the government believe I’m a toddler.
Shit yourself, it worked for Ted Nugent.
You could always travel back in time and mary some unlucky christian girl that than is socially obligated do all these things for you because she has no political or social rights of her own while you’re unemployed, because the factory closed down so you go out drinking all night with your “buddies” and have unconsented sex with your wife if and when you eventually manage to drag your wasted self homewards through the gutter.
Most places have a sin tax on alcohol.
Who is giving toddlers alcohol?! We shouldn’t be putting up with drunk toddlers!
My mom gives me alcohol…
Yeah that’s why I ignored the other part of that comment because it was kind of harshing my mellow.