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    404 months ago

    My daughter requested a bag for Christmas. We got them because “why not?”

    Turns out her plan the whole time was to snip the heads off and make a baby human centipede. I’m now finding tiny plastic baby heads hidden in a similar way, I have yet to see the centipede, but I’m bracing myself for the day.

    The kids are alright.