SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square122fedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.14Karrow-down1imageGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square122fedilink
minus-squareprettybunnyslinkfedilinkarrow-up56·7 months ago12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.
minus-squareTangent5280@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoAmateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.
12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.
Amateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.