• The Assman
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    294 months ago

    “We’ve got a big surprise for you all today! Everyone look under your seats”

    Audience members find a leaflet and begin reading

    “We are in possession of the most destructive explosive ever devised by man. A single one of our newly developed atomic bombs is actually the equivalent in explosive power to what 2000 of our giant B-29s can carry on a single mission. This awful fact is one for you to ponder and we solemnly assure you it is grimly accurate…”