Stamets@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 10 months ago[ElderCactus] There were worse outcomeslemmy.worldimagemessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down113
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minus-squareDeceptichumlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down3·edit-210 months agoOr if instead of hiding him in a cave, they put Roman cement blocks on his feet and dumped him in the Mediterranean. Enjoy coming back to life now arsehole.
minus-squareShiggleslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·10 months agoRisky play for someone said to be able to walk on water.
minus-squareJJROKCZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoYes but can he walk on water if his feet are encased in cement? Do the water resistance properties apply to the concrete or does Jesus need to do a cool handstand walk type thing in the middle of the Aegean
minus-squareLazaroFilm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoHoly Poseidon that would be crazy!
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Or if instead of hiding him in a cave, they put Roman cement blocks on his feet and dumped him in the Mediterranean.
Enjoy coming back to life now arsehole.
Risky play for someone said to be able to walk on water.
Yes but can he walk on water if his feet are encased in cement? Do the water resistance properties apply to the concrete or does Jesus need to do a cool handstand walk type thing in the middle of the Aegean
Holy Poseidon that would be crazy!