• Imgonnatrythis
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    9 months ago

    I’m against splitting babies in half too. Who do I give my money to?

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      9 months ago

      You need to buy $BBY1 coin (to the moon!)

      It’s a crypto token which incentivizes whole babies by pegging the value of the coin to the proportion of half babies. When a baby is cut in half, the value drops, so owners are incentivized to ensure babies are kept whole by entirely free market forces!

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        9 months ago

        So, I understand where the babies come from, but where does the Battle for Yavin factor in, and why are we marking our currency as Before it?

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        9 months ago

        Not sure why everyone hates on crypto. This sort of thing makes perfect sense.

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          I hate it for the blatant grift that took it over.

          Doge coin should always be worth less than a sheet of toilet paper because it’s meant to be a joke, that people unironically invested in it is the problem.

          Blockchain is neat, but I still think utility is low.