• AlligatorBlizzard
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    9 months ago

    The real winged rats. Pigeons are generally nice enough, seagulls will swoop down and steal your whole basket of french fries out of your hands.

    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      I would never besmirch rats. Rats have compassion and intelligence and humor. If I wanted to compliment a seagull then I would call it a winged rat.

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        9 months ago

        I like rats, and I knew I’d rightly get this response. But a NYC rat would definitely steal a whole pizza from you if you gave it the opportunity.