MrSebSinM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 9 months ago8 March 2024imagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1469arrow-down129
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minus-squareClassylinkfedilinkarrow-up11·9 months agoMy girlfriend told me last week that I was a pedophile. I told her that that was a big word for a ten-year-old.
minus-squareZozano@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 months agoI had sex with this gorgeous German girl the other day, but I couldn’t get into it, she just kept screaming her age over and over.
minus-squarefeedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoOkay, that one’s actually funny.
My girlfriend told me last week that I was a pedophile.
I told her that that was a big word for a ten-year-old.
I had sex with this gorgeous German girl the other day, but I couldn’t get into it, she just kept screaming her age over and over.
Okay, that one’s actually funny.