@[email protected]cake to [email protected] • 1 year agoIf I subscribe to the many worlds theory, every time I buy a lottery ticket one of me wins.message-square70fedilinkarrow-up1166arrow-down18
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minus-squareFlying Squidlinkfedilink6•1 year agoIf it’s truly an infinite number of worlds, in some of them you win the lottery without even buying a ticket.
minus-squareMaharashtralinkfedilink5•1 year agoYes. In some, you’re given enough wealth that it renders lotteries obsolete.
minus-squareFlying Squidlinkfedilink8•1 year agoAnd then there’s the other infinite number of worlds where you’re eating out of dumpsters and living under a bridge.
minus-squareFlying Squidlinkfedilink6•1 year agoNo. I’m mocking the you in another universe, you’re fine.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•edit-21 year agoDon’t worry I think I just slapped them in world 445B-Omega
minus-square@burntbutterbiscuitslink1•edit-21 year agoSorry I’m Jesus in that world, so that me will probably turn the other ass cheek after you smite my eye or something
minus-squareMaharashtralinkfedilink1•edit-21 year agoOf course. And some put the reality of Dead Man’s Letters into shame.
If it’s truly an infinite number of worlds, in some of them you win the lottery without even buying a ticket.
Yes. In some, you’re given enough wealth that it renders lotteries obsolete.
And then there’s the other infinite number of worlds where you’re eating out of dumpsters and living under a bridge.
Are you mocking me?
No. I’m mocking the you in another universe, you’re fine.
This really makes one of me angry somewhere
Don’t worry I think I just slapped them in world 445B-Omega
Sorry I’m Jesus in that world, so that me will probably turn the other ass cheek after you smite my eye or something
Of course. And some put the reality of Dead Man’s Letters into shame.