• @Patches
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        4 months ago

        Right?

        I had to settle for you because nobody else wanted me

        Gee I love you two.

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          164 months ago

          Obviously I know nothing about the guy’s relationship, but that’s a huge red flag to me. That said, who knows, they may have a very loving, healthy and stable relationship, and this is just a jokey gripe she makes for funsies.

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            114 months ago

            We do have a loving and stable relationship. Complete with kids and a mortgage! And we still fuck like rabid apes.

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              94 months ago

              fuck like rabid apes

              You mean painfully, with jerky twitches, difficulty swallowing and ultimate brain death?

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              44 months ago

              SICK! Super happy for you my dude! Was worried with what you’d said, but, obviously, that’s a single sentence.

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      54 months ago

      I’m not saying she feels like she settled, just that I wouldn’t have met her in the first place if she had been accepted by any of the women who she met before me. Candy’s loss though.

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        14 months ago

        My bi partner is still slightly annoyed that she’s had to settle

        I wouldn’t have met her in the first place if she had been accepted by any of the women who she met before me.

        I understand that I know nothing of your life. And I’m sure it’s going fine. But the way you’re framing it while defending the relationship seems like you need to have a bit more of a talk about it.

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          14 months ago

          What i mean is she wasn’t looking for a male partner when I met her, but there I was: tall, handsome, charming, sensitive, well spoken, 8 inch dick etc etc. And now we’re 15 years in, have multiple children and still find time to bump uglies at least 4 times a week. I know she’s into girls, but it doesn’t make her less into me and I can still make her sound like brain damaged livestock. So thank you for your concern, but we’re good.