• @Patches
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      4 months ago

      Right?

      I had to settle for you because nobody else wanted me

      Gee I love you two.

      • @[email protected]
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        164 months ago

        Obviously I know nothing about the guy’s relationship, but that’s a huge red flag to me. That said, who knows, they may have a very loving, healthy and stable relationship, and this is just a jokey gripe she makes for funsies.

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          114 months ago

          We do have a loving and stable relationship. Complete with kids and a mortgage! And we still fuck like rabid apes.

          • @ricecake
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            94 months ago

            fuck like rabid apes

            You mean painfully, with jerky twitches, difficulty swallowing and ultimate brain death?

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            44 months ago

            SICK! Super happy for you my dude! Was worried with what you’d said, but, obviously, that’s a single sentence.