BOISE, ID—Saying he was unable to grasp a single piece of information otherwise, area man Rob Shipley told reporters Tuesday he could only learn new things if he was encouraged by the promise of receiving cartoon gems for his efforts. “As much as I try, I can’t seem to acquire any new knowledge unless an animated…
  • NOT_RICK@lemmy.worldEnglish
    231·
    10 months ago

    This poor guy hasn’t learned about the banana stickers yet. Best psychological validation you can buy!

    • Jerkface@lemmy.worldEnglish
      51·
      10 months ago

      Tell me about the banana stickers. For example, what would happen if I were to scratch one?

      • jballsEnglish
        4·
        10 months ago

        Oddly enough, smells like not bananas.