JACKSON, MI—With camouflage-clad members gathered in corner booths and at high-tops throughout the restaurant, sources confirmed Wednesday that every table at a local Applebee’s was populated by a different militia. “Yeah, so those are the Boogaloo Boys at table 3, Michigan Home Guard over near the door, and then…
I often wonder what my future Christian warlord will look like.
Bandanas, backwards baseball caps and pedophilia always feature heavily.
Probably a “Children Onboard” bumper/window sticker too but for all the wrong reasons.