• @[email protected]
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    2710 months ago

    I often wonder what my future Christian warlord will look like.

    Bandanas, backwards baseball caps and pedophilia always feature heavily.

    • TheCrispyDud
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      1210 months ago

      Probably a “Children Onboard” bumper/window sticker too but for all the wrong reasons.

  • theodewere
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    1410 months ago

    I’m not hearing them discussing anarcho-capitalism or kidnapping anyone, which is nice. We told them if they wanted to talk about that stuff they should leave it back at their headquarters.”

    LOL nice piece of satire guys

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      1410 months ago

      Wear a mask to save people’s lives? Eek!

      Wear a mask to hide your identity when espousing racist ideals? Thumbs up!

  • @[email protected]
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    10 months ago

    Even reactionaries are forced to admit that dollaritas are a deal too good to pass up. Too bad it’s 99% sour mix and ice

    • ivanafterall
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      1010 months ago

      dollaritas

      Damn, is that really a thing!? In this economy!? I wasn’t expecting this thread to actually talk me into Applebee’s.

      • @[email protected]
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        710 months ago

        lol you had me check and unfortunately the promotion ended with the introduction of their holliday specials. I kid you not though, there is a form to sign up for an alert when they bring them back. I feel like you need to have Allen Iverson levels of love for Applebees to do that.

  • ArugulaZ
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    810 months ago

    Make America great again? Okay!

    (carpet bombs that Applebee’s)

  • @nostlie
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    410 months ago

    Not enough obesity