I’m going to assume the units of measurement for his height and weight are imperial, which would make Mr. Krabs 7in tall and 5lbs.
I don’t know what to do with this information.
Maybe he’s 5 ounces, so he was on the lighter side back when he got the license
So Mr.Krabs is… 81?
Wait, why does his license say “Mr. Krabs” when his first name is Eugene?
Maybe it’s like one of those nicknames people go by as much as their real name
He’s Mr. “Eugene” Krabs
Something about this doesn’t add up.
His license expires on his birthday.
His name is legally “Mr. Krabs”
He supposedly lived through the great depression but was born in 1942.
Hair says : N/A but he has a mustache.
And most importantly he’s smiling in his driver’s license photo, which iirc they tell you not to do.
I’m fairly certain Mr. Krabs faked his license rather than pay for a real one.
