LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 11 months agoThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.message-squaremessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1273arrow-down137
arrow-up1236arrow-down1message-squareThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square52fedilink
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·11 months agoDang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 months agoTalent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.
minus-squarexoggy@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoLiving room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·11 months agoHospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.
minus-squarecuchilloc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-211 months agoMaybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoAnd with strange aeons even death may die.
Dang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔
Talent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.
They were contrarians, I guess.
Living room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.
Hospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.
Maybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.
And with strange aeons even death may die.