ATLANTA—Touting the item as a must-have for seasonal lawn decoration enthusiasts, Home Depot confirmed Thursday that it had begun sales of a new 12-foot-tall baby Jesus skeleton just in time for the holidays. “As He towers above the Nativity scene, sometimes clutching a shepherd or wise man in His giant Christ Child…
    • Kata1yst
      5•7 months ago

      Damn it, I really wanted my sacrilege fully pre-assembled.

      Hopefully they have a set of fucking useless piece of shit contractors who can waste my goddamn time for months and go over budget.

      • @[email protected]English
        6•7 months ago

        My brother in Christ, you can pick up a hammer and saw at the same facility and do it yourself in a fraction of the time and money. YouTube will show you the way.

  • HobbitFoot English
    11•7 months ago

    Those skeletons are really going to become the backbone of every holiday’s decorations.

  • @[email protected]English
    2•7 months ago

    This is so great, we have a house in the neighborhood that got one of those giant skeletons for Halloween several years ago and keeps it up all year while changing the decorations around it. It currently has a Santa hat.